bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

you tellin me you cant get jacked up on pepsi?

latenightseth:

That sound you hear? That’s your mind totally getting blown.

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

image

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

He liked her with long hair so she cut it short.
Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via forlornes) ←

tagged: +fav  +about me 

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

tagged: +FAV 

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

hartbig-and-bowties:

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

Bologna

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

bestpal:

smoking we’d